I took a right at Facebook, a left at Instagram.. wound up on Twitter.. Hello eworld! Thank you for following me.
— Chris Iannetta (@Chris_Iannetta) January 9, 2015According to Urban Dictionary, that means Iannetta is “a person who is ‘enlightened’ in all subject matter including arts, math, athletics, philosophy, music, history, and any other cultural aspect of society.” Iannetta’s Twitter feed shows his fluency in each of these subjects.
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