Holiday shopping is something to avoid at all costs. The malls with their massive crowds and demolition derby parking lots. The markup of buying that thing your really want for your wife but knowing that you’ll have to pay full retail. Pretending you like that sweater from your grandmother with beads and poof balls on it. Your kids getting a $50 gift, then playing with the box instead.
It’s more fun to virtually shop for expensive soccer players! So I’m going to break down the Rapids roster needs a little, and then throw out some ideas. Some will be interesting.