Denver Post · Feb 17, 2016
Pablo Mastroeni's mustache was bad luck and should never return
Colorado Rapids head coach Pablo Mastroeni March 10, 2015. (Photo by Andy Cross/The Denver Post)This time last year, Pablo Mastroeni's mustache was the talk of MLS — nay, the world. The manicured black handlebar was perfect — what all mustaches strive to be when they are but stubble on an upper lip.
The Colorado Rapids' coach said he began growing it eight games into his team's epic winless streak that closed out the 2014 season. The streak ultimately reached a league record 18 games.
PHOTOS: Colorado Rapids coach Pablo Mastroeni