It originally started as a joke. After one of the many, many Rapids loses last season, I posted “I regret to inform you the Colorado Rapids are at it again” on Twitter and Facebook. It turned out to be a crowd pleaser. Now I throw it out a lot. A lot more than I want to. The Colorado Rapids are bad. Like, really bad. Controversial opinion, I know. Their roster this year is bad. The coaching is bad. As a result of all of this, the attendance is bad—even the 4th of July game didn’t sell out!