Like two feral cats fighting in a dumpster over a mostly-bare chicken leg, the Rapids meet FC Dallas tonight.
A Colorado loss means that the team is officially eliminated from the MLS playoffs, although, in reality, all of the permutations in which the Rapids could still make the playoffs involve not only winning five straight matches, but also getting favorable results from a bunch of different Western Conference teams.
And for those of you wondering, #Rapids96 can still finish as high as 5th in the West. I spent way too much time on this: #KeepFighting?