Marc Burch pwned the Seattle Sounders. He would pwn Colombia and Mexico too if Jurgen would let him. Backpass.
Marc Burch is a damn peasant folk hero. After this game, ballads were written of his legend in small villages across the Slavic hinterland. When battling ‘Marc Burch' in an MMORG, you must roll a 99 in order to survive an encounter with him. Marc Burch actually runs MLS' central office of man-bun approval: no player in the league may sport his signature hairstyle without expressed written consent from Marc Burch himself. If the US had had Burch in 1941, they could have dropped him over a Japanese city and ended the war immediately.