The great 20th-century philosopher C-3PO once said, “We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.”
And while the sentiment was in reference to droids, it applies equally to supporters of the Colorado Rapids, who have witnessed just one winning season since 2013. And so it is my duty to help us all, once again, find ways of coping with another wretched season of suffering through the experience of following one of the worst teams in Major League Soccer.
Perhaps you are thinking to yourself, “isn’t it a bit early to wave the white flag?