People say that the only things certain in life are death and taxes. I say that’s a load of bull. Nothing is certain in life. Not death: Prince is dead and Keith Richards is just fine, thank you. Not taxes: Donald Trump is a multi-milionaire and he didn’t pay a dime in taxes for 18 years. And not football: Everton just thumped the bloody hell out of Pep Guardiola and Manchester City.
Take all of that uncertainty. Multiply it by a thousand. That, my friends, is the MLS SuperDraft.
The Super Draft is like a proverbial box of chocolates: sometimes it’s filled with those really great caramel turtles with the flaked chocolate ganache on top.