Why it’s important to loathe the USC Trojans

On Saturday, the No. 21 Colorado Buffaloes will travel to the Coliseum and attempt to vanquish the unranked USC Trojans. As the nobel fan you are (that was a typo too good to take out), the Buffs need every ounce of your hatred to inspire an important road win and continue this surreal run. USC has been so despicable for so long that you shouldn’t need any help hating the Trojans, but we’ll go through them anyway.

O.J. Simpson

Ah yes, the most hateable man from the most hateable school. O.J. Simpson is arguably the greatest Trojan to ever live, and that includes the man-slaying Hector. USC can be indicted for just that (pun entirely intentional). You know enough about Simpson, so we’re moving…