MASCOT FIGHT: Picking the NCAA Tournament

Ah, yes, the time has come: spring is in the air and March Madness is here. The Colorado Buffaloes didn’t make the NCAA Tournament, but we can still enjoy it and post fun bracket-related #content.

This bracket, MASCOT FIGHTS, is exactly how it sounds. Whichever team’s mascot would win in a fight advances. If there’s a great team with a lame mascot, like the North Carolina Tar Heels, that’s just too bad — we’re here to fight.

Highlanders are more or less mountain people, which is much more terrifying than it should be. This tournament started off with an easy win for them as they hunt down the peaceful blackbirds.

As proud as Eagles are, they simply don’t have the power or tenacity to beat the…