Tyler Seguin has officially hit the level of quarantine horny™ that the rest of the world did back in late spring.
The Dallas Stars alternate captain has been in the news for his off-ice behavior throughout his career, although it’s been a roller coaster of a journey watching him go from a healthy scratch for missing team meetings to a rubber duck-carrying nude model for ESPN (who talked about how good he is at pinching people with his toes in his Body Issue interview) to a protest-attending, anthem-kneeling social justice champion this very summer.