Yes, these terrible pun headlines are going to continue until Colorado plays some decent hockey. They will only get worse too.
In a battle of basement dwellers, the Colorado Avalanche will welcome the Calgary Flames to town to duke it out for barrel-bottom bragging rights. The Flames come into this game 3-8-1 with a league-worst -23 goal differential. As bad as the Avs have been, they've been losing closer games than Calgary.
A major factor in Calgary's early stumble has been atrocious goaltending. Karri Ramo, Joni Ortio, and (My Name Is) Jonas Hiller have all started games for the Flames this year have combined for an ineffective .