Did you hear the one about the Avalanche defense? Did you hear that it takes two Avalanche defenders to screw in a light bulb – one to hold the chair and the other to get a minus-3? Did you hear that a Swiss cheese maker made inquiries into having the Avalanche defense be their brand ambassadors?
These are just the kind of awful one-liners that Anton Lindholm damn well doesn’t want to hear anymore. As a hockey player with some pride, Lindholm wants to shut the yaps on those who have gotten away with jokes at his team’s defense.