Dear Mr. Santana,
If you read that headline, please know it was a joke for shock value. That’s what I do here in the Hot Take Corner, you see. It’s my chance to use the most outlandish headline possible to get those clicks and feed my family. I didn’t mean it, I love you, please come back.
As for the rest of you, welcome back to another week of responding to your hot takes. I’m gonna be honest, though, you were all pretty mild this week. Maybe you’re all too excited about baseball to dig deep into your soul and bring out the worst of yourself.