He’s living a dream I’d guess 60-70 percent of children have at some point in their lives. After all, how many times have you thought to yourself that a flamethrower would help out a situation? As George Carlin noted, some genius decided he wanted a way to set someone on fire, but from way over here. So at least Kipnis is living the dream. But it got me wondering, who could most benefit from having a flamethrower on a baseball field? He has one, so it’s not like it’s totally out of the realm of possibility.