No, not me (it turns out digging up arcane bits of historical trivia isn't really and in-demand job skill), you have the opportunity to be hired by the Indians.
Yesterday I was contacted by Keith Woolner, Director of Baseball Analytics for the Indians, who let me know there is an opening in his department, and asking if I would spread the word. (He must know we cater to a brighter and more capable sort of Tribe fan than many other sites!)
In turning me into a headhunter, I believe I'll be entitled to 10% of your pay if you get the job, but I've told Keith that I'm willing to settle for two tickets to a game next season and Carlos Santana's autograph.