‘Twas the night before Opening Day
And what else is there to say
2018 is the Indians year,
They must not delay.
At Progressive Field, not a sound can be heard,
We’ve waited all winter,
To see Jose at third.
Yonder is at first, he’s the new guy,
Edwin will help him fit in,
And show him how his Parrot can fly.
Miller and Allen will soon be shutting teams down.
Dr. Smooth is stronger than ever,
he’ll be hitting balls all around town.
A 3rd Cy Young is in Kluber’s sight,
Just face it, you’re going to strikeout,
Don’t put up a fight.