Hello, Mr. Ringer. Or can I call you The? Either way, you clearly need a crash course in the life and times of the Rare Dominican Goat, the Angry Hamster, Boom Boom (never Boom Boom), or whatever else you want to call him.
The Ringer is a great sports and pop culture outlet, maybe my preferred alternative since the doom of Grantland. Until the inevitability of video-only content consumes the entire internet in a swell of loud hot takes, I’ll be reading the words of Michael Baumann, Ben Lindbergh, Claire McNear, and others on theringer.com until my eyes bleed.