Yawn. Franmil Reyes didn’t hit any triples or steal any bases yesterday. Fans of Cleveland’s baseball team had to settle for “this new age swing for the fences baseball that has no action because nobody is running the bases.” As they did this, they were hopefully paying attention anyways, because a select handful of fans were in physical danger. Because Fran’s swinging produced two home runs, both of which might have collapsed the nearby stage that everyone won’t stop talking about.
Jose Ramirez did the same thing, but only once. Bum.
Around baseball
• Ronald Acuña hit a baseball 481 feet, showing that Franmil, too, is a #bum.