The growth of Chisenwords to describe the fantastic feats and unfortunate follies of Cleveland Indians outfielder Lonnie Chisenhall only continues to grow. While I doubt I'm first person to ever make a portmanteau out of the player's last name, I've championed their use since the offseason. Now, a mysterious figure known only as "Nate Turner" has emerged, asking PepsiCo to formally name the water cup trays that come with its Gatorade coolers as "Chisen-trays". My only recommendation is to drop the hyphen.
Let's recall the two separate occasions when Lonnie Chisendumped the trays of water on teammates after walk-off wins.