Major League Baseball got a bunch of really good players together last night to play an All-Star Game. But before the game began, Shohei Ohtani, perhaps the Allest Star of them all, was asked to name the player he’s most excited to meet. He answered the same way Covering the Corner would, saying “José Ramírez ...He’s a really funny guy, a really nice guy.”
SO LET THE TRADE AND FREE AGENT SPECULATION BEGIN.
Then a game was played, and Yandy Diaz started off the scoring by hitting a solo home run in the second inning while Terry Francona hid under his desk, stuck to the sides of it due to the box of popsicles that had started to melt.