CLEVELAND, Ohio -- George Costanza stepped up to the plate at Yankee Stadium and offered some unsolicited advice to Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams.
"Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant."
Costanza then smacked a baseball over the outfield fence, well beyond the 399-foot indicator.
"It's not complicated," he said.
Jeter replied: "Now who are you again?"
"George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary."
"Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?