We're sorry we ever confused you with Shane Robinson. You are a strong outfielder who don't need no Indians. But we need you.
Remember when the Cleveland Indians had one of the best switch-hitting outfielders of all time in the minor leagues but they let him go because he requested it? No? Well, it happened with Robbie Grossman (would you prefer me to call you Mr. Grossman? Sorry, Mr. Grossman, of course Mr. Grossman).
The 26-year-old outfielder, who the Indians signed to a minor league deal prior to the season, played in 34 games for the Triple-A Columbus Clippers, bringing his golden arm and perfect swing to the blessed fans of Huntington Park night after night.