Yesterday, the Texas Rangers decided that they wanted to be the 2011-2014 Indians. So, they did what any self-respecting baseball team would do and they signed #FormerTribes Asdrubal Cabrera and Zach McAllister.
Cabrera will only cost them $3.5M and McAllister $1M, so these are actually solid moves, even though it is now 2019.
Considering the ballpark they play in, Texas might also want to add Asdrubal’s power coach Orlando Cabrera. How’s that for an LGFT reference?
Asdrubal would have made sense as a 2019 Indians signing, too. As would have this guy.