If you are Ralphy Velazquez, congratulations, sir. You are now the ninth-ranked prospect in the Cleveland Guardians system for the second-consecutive year as voted upon by Covering the Corner dot com readers.
My goodness, what luck! It’s time for a quick tour. We’ve upgraded the door since our last induction and so there is no need for you to palm in. Just look at that dot there on the wall and—oh lord. That’s a much stronger laser than the pamphlet described. Can you still see? A little? That’ll have to do I guess.
At least it granted us access!