Perhaps it is best to discard all of the knowledge previously dispensed here within The Academy of Bunting Sciences and instead return to our Core Principles.
I swear to god those are on a sheet of paper around here somewhere. Huh. It is entirely possible I ate it after finding no Moon Cheese in my cupboard.
So we must proceed without Core Principles to guide us here at the Academy, which is now limited to this dinghy just off the coast of Floofingting-upon-Breverford. It is required that the following article is consumed with the utmost sincerity; any assumption that words utilized are in jest, fliers, jokes, etc.