COLUMBUS, OH - ACADEMY OF BUNTING SCIENCES
~~ORNATE LETTERING, IT IS VERY NICE, YOU ARE ACTUALLY IMPRESSED~~
FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH
The Academy of Bunting Sciences hereby formally expresses its belief that the Bullpen of the Cleveland Baseball Franchise will finish the 2021 regular season as one of the five best in all of baseball as measured by fWAR.
FURTHERMORE, The Academy hereby informally expresses its enthusiasm for all manner of tomfoolery on the pitching mound, including but not limited to:
Knuckleballs, forkballs, palmballs, screwballs, any and all eephi, hacky-sack catches, glove-biting, ball-swearing, eye-twitching, windmill windups, shifty shuffles, spitting (generally), grimacing (when cool), ludicrous facial hair, guy-from-your-bowling-league-has-11-strikeouts-through-seven, and Zach Greinke (entirely).