The basingball, the basingball, what’s happuhned to the basingball?
Especially where playing is concerned.
Chaps
Who hit slaps
Aren’t slapping anymore
They’re doing choreography
Gents
Who got sent
Aren’t senting anymore
They’re doing choreography
Arms
Who hurled charms
That would stop the show in days that used to be
To the plate they keep hurling
Like a dead duck unfurling
Instead of play, it’s choreography.