The Indians and Mariners played a nine-inning baseball game last night. Nothing good happened. I'll spare you any details of the game action and just let you know that Yan Gomes and Jose Ramirez got injured. Yan's allowed the Indians' official twitter account to use the word "testicular"—so yeah, not good.
Right after I typed "Nothing good happened," Lonnie Chisenhall homered, so let's try again: Nothing good happened.
Nope. Didn't work that time. If you want the gory details, here's your LGT recap and MLB.com recap.
Indians News
• Cody Anderson was promoted from AAA to start last night's game and Austin Adams was demoted to Columbus.