The Cleveland Indians are bad.
They might not be bad forever, but they just got swept by the Oakland Athletics and their two biggest free agent signings — Hanley Ramirez and Carlos González — are officially gone with the latter’s release on Monday.
How does the Indians’ marketing department respond? A rousing “we’ll get ‘em soon, folks”? Maybe more dad jokes? Perhaps a clever reference to everyone’s favorite television show, The Simpsons?
Maybe they’ll just turn off Instagram comments and make a big deal about it.
A post shared by indians (@indians) on May 23, 2019 at 4:55am PDT
That’ll show ‘em.