ESPN’s 30 for 30 voice-over guy:
What if I told you that on April 2, 2018, you’d see something that is objectively more rare than a perfect game? That you would bear witness to sight that no one could believe if they went to bed early?
Tonight, you saw a turtle outrun a cheetah. Tonight, you saw a Vespa win the Indianapolis 500.
Tonight, you saw Edwin Encarnacion hit an inside-the-park home run.
No. Really. You did.
Run that parrot all the way around! Edwin Encarnacion inside-the-park home run
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) April 3, 2018
Poor Matt Underwood appeared to be so flummoxed by what was actually happening that he never gave this moment in time its proper dose of overzealous elation that he gives routine fly-outs on a regular basis.