I ... what?
For most of tonight’s game, I had a title of something like “Sleepy Guardians tucked into bed by Tigers” or something stupid, because this game — again, for 8.2* innings — was a boring nightmare. The offense was lifeless, Cal Quantrill was just good enough to get by but not spectacular. It seemed like a foregone conclusion that they were going to lose the game, the series, and the season matchup all in one night.
They were going to lose after scoring just one run off of Daniel Norris. A fate, let’s be honest, worse than death.