I know, I know, the final score of tonight’s game was 9-3 and it takes a full team to win any given baseball. That being said, Francisco Lindor obliterated the Kansas City Royals with two strokes of the bat and a little help form his friends in tonight’s game.
He hit a grand slam in the fourth (for a moment I thought it was the giveaway inning and someone had won a truck and I became morose when I realized: NO TRUCK) and then a three-run shot in his next at-bat. Both of these balls were not only crushed, but they were obliterated, donked, bloinked, smashed, denied a loan but then won the lottery only to hit by a truck while walking across the street to cash it in, and blasted.