To this point, the Cleveland Indians offseason has been remarkably uneventful. Rumors were everywhere during the Winter Meetings, but nothing came of them outside of a few minor league signings and a waiver claim. Most of the moves were for outfielders, none of which are much of an outfield fix on their own. At best they are complimentary pieces or potentially part of a platoon.
But what if, and here me out now, deep in the corridors of Progressive Field there is a machine capable of combining several players into one Frankenstein’s Monster-esque creature that could single-handedly fix the team’s outfield issues?