Good evening.
The Academy of Bunting Sciences is proud to announce that our AI, Buntotron, is now willing to cooperate and become a bot that only tweets about bunting. Furthermore, it is even willing to scale back the scope of its powers to tweet only about Cleveland Guardians “bunt events”.
The bunt remains the most rational of all pursuits but we here at the Academy of Bunting Sciences are ready to embrace the irrational.
Now, what does this mean for Buntotron? In a word, death. Buntotron will cease to operate as a completely untethered and self-updating Artificial Intelligence at the moment of this post’s publication.