The Cleveland Indians won the baseball game tonight and as I watched it I remarked to myself hah oh dear how strange is it that the bottom of the order is once again carrying the team and it had been the yanimal before because that former silver slugger was quiet stroking the ball the past few days and I’m not saying that just to say it he really did look like he was the former silver slugger self and imagine that if the Yan Gomes we know and love now became the Yan Gomes that just straight up murdered people at the plate for 3-4 WAR in the past like seriously bro talk about lethal my point which I have gotten away from is to say that man that bottom of the order has been a power bottom of the order it’s just taking charge and driving in the runs but tonight the catcher in the power bottom of the order was Roberto Perez and he didn’t leave anything on the table for the Cleveland Indians because he managed to go 2-3 with 2 RBI and a walk tonight and let’s just discuss his bottom friend Jason Kipnis because first of all it is strange to talk about Jason Kipnis as a bottom of the order hitter and he hit eighth tonight but man did he deliver because he went 3-4 with a dinger and scored two runs and it’s as if he knew that he might get optioned or waived or benched or something and to a certain extent I’m kind of mad because I want Yandy Diaz to get called up and if you’ve made it this far you know that I’m a proponent of Yandy which isn’t to say that I want Kip to fail not at all I want him to catch a dope Alley-Oop base from Brantley and flush it through the damn hoop for a grand slam so hard that Lebron shows up the next day and goes “Look man we could use a solid 2-guard you tryin’ to play?
Bauer earns a win in a game that should have been called due to rain
