Recap: Philadelphia 141, Cleveland 94 (or, Bearing Witless)

I didn’t get a chance to watch this game last night till I was at a bar at around 9:00. With every TV but one showing the Buckeyes, and the one showing the Clemson game, I asked the manager to put on the Cavs. Then when I checked my phone, and saw they were down 45, I told him not to bother. I didn’t get a chance to watch till 24 hours later, and I forced myself to endure every painful minute. My wife asked me incredulously, “why are you watching this?” I channeled my inner Rust Cohle and told her I had to “bear witness.