If the Cavs were a birthday party, last night they would’ve had Piña Coladas, a dancing Teddy Teddy bear giving free hugs, and a nap space featuring bamboo stuffed pillows with face cooling technology. In other words, they were soft as a baby blanket. After this game, trading Kevin Love is impossible. Kev was torn to little shreds of cotton by a player five inches shorter, and at least 30 points lighter than him in Jrue Holiday. Cleveland tried to go at Jrue when he was guarding Kev by design or by switch, and Holiday swatted baby Kev three times, stripped him twice, and nutmegged him at the end of the first half for good measure.
Recap: New Orleans 125, Cleveland 111, (or, The Charmin Chronicles)
