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Utah Jazz
There was a brief two year window where I hated the Utah Jazz more than any other team in sports, including the scratch off n’at Stillers and the Ratbirds from Wireville. I would often get into ESPN comment section throwdowns about the Jazz and volley back low blow barbs that Utah is such an insignificant state that they used to test nuclear weapons there. I hated them. I hated everything about them. I despised their colors if for no other reason than purple is ridiculous, and outside of Angus, a man shouldn’t wear purple for any reason.