CLEVELAND, Ohio -- In the spirit of the holidays, we come not to pile on the Browns, but to help.
The Cavs know know how to win.
The Indians know how to win.
So Cleveland should have some people who can help the Browns learn how to win.
Along those lines, get ready for a version of Jingle Bells aimed at improving the football fortunes in this city.
We tried. Watch the video and sing along.
Dashing down the court
Looking for a dunk
The Cavs just won it all
But one team's in a funk
The Indians are great
With Kluber and Lindor
But still there is a franchise here that leaves us wanting more, hey
Help the Browns
Help the Browns
Hue show them the way
All they need's a quarterback who's healthy and can play, hey
Help the Browns
Help the Browns
Get a lineman too
One just like Joe Thomas no you better make it two
Make this wish on Christmas and save the Browns for Hue!