Now that you’ve returned from that First Class Around-the-World vacation and are enjoying your new multi-million dollar mansion with the profits from my winning Super Bowl prediction, you probably can’t wait for my picks kicking-off Season Two as Dawg Pound Daily’s resident handicapper.
Let’s just gloss over — in the style of this year’s presidential campaign — the sad truth about my 2015 regular season record of 37 wins, 36 losses, two “pushes” which wouldn’t have covered the bookmaker’s “vig.” Or that as a still clean and sober former gambler I never wagered one dime of my own money on these picks or any sports bet since Pat Shurmur was coaching the Browns.