Cleveland Browns: Twas the night before draft day

The Cleveland Browns have the first pick in tomorrow’s NFL draft and John Dorsey has been tight-lipped about his choice. With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, I present to you the scene tonight in Berea as John Dorsey announces his pick to Jimmy and Dee Haslam.

Twas the night before draft day, when all through The Land,

Not a creature was stirring, just as they planned;

All the prospects were ranked on a white board with care,

In hopes that their name would be called anywhere;

The coaches were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of quarterbacks danced in their heads;

And Jimmy in his nightshirt, and Dee in her cap,

Had just settled down for a short pre-draft nap,

When out on the field…