Die-hard football fans in Cleveland learned a valuable lesson last offseason:
Bragging about the Browns in May is like spinning in place for a minute and then bragging about your balance.
“So much talent here, what could go wrong?”
Thump.
Yet the 2020 Cleveland Browns roster and its new leadership look SO good at this point, it’s tempting to share that exciting info with fans of other teams, whether during a casual football conversation or by spray-painting it on the sidewalk outside their Pittsburgh homes.
Don’t!
Not only is the latter vandalism, the former’s about as useful as that spinning braggart’s inner ear.