With the No. 15 pick in the DBN 2015 NFL Mock Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select...
Brandon Scherff, OT/OG, Iowa
The selection and write-up were made by Manly and Loving It:
The San Jose 49ers head into the 2015 NFL Draft competing with the Cleveland Browns for most offseason headlines that made fans confuse and terrify their unsuspecting pets with seemingly unprovoked outbursts of frustration and anger.
"I'm sorry for resting peacefully while you surfed the web. It won't happen again"
Since the end of the 2014 season, the 49ers have had their insanely successful, er…wait, I mean successfully insane, head coach Jim Harbaugh "mutually agree to part ways" with the organization, watched him be replaced with Jim Tomsula, who is apparently on a spirited campaign to win a "worst interview of the year" award, and then found out their All-World linebacker Patrick Willis was retiring at the age of 30.