Thank goodness that football season is here. If you’re tired of all the serious talk and political accusations, you’ve come to the right place. No seriousness allowed around here!
What has the Pigskin Prophet done to keep busy during all of this? As it turns out, we have a lot to catch up on, because as you know Columbia is wild and wooly and there aren’t a lot of bright people around here. That includes our illustrious governor, who called up one day with a request for masks.
“Heay theayre (hey there), do all of Y’all happen to haeve any maesks that extry laerge?