Finally, a weekend off.
The Gamecocks are off this weekend, and I am going to sit back and watch Alabama and Georgia and the other games on TV, knowing I don’t have to deal with kids shooting birds and escorting officials out of a stadium or someone breaking their widdle biddy foot kicking a Gatorade bucket.
Sure, we have worked this week. We’ve had to sanitize the place and put up new “No coitus in front of the portajohn” signs. After all, by the time they play Ole Miss next week, they will have played eight of their last nine regular season games at home.