That offseason was way too long for the Pigskin Prophet, who spent time in the state of Alabama selling adult butt balm to Alabama fans. I decided to invest in the product after seeing the recent shows given by Alabama apologist Paul Finebaum.
In fact, it was interesting to note that the first pallet of the butt balm went to a character who lives in Birmingham named Tall Pinebaum. Feeling that I knew exactly where the balm was headed, I also added a bit of our newest product, EarBaum, which uses organic and natural ingredients to reduce ears sticking out.