People are way too serious these days, so it’s time for the Pigskin Prophet to give his thoughts on the recent completion of spring practices around the country.
The Prophet had gotten work as a political analyst, but Donald Trump called me a name and it offended someone somewhere and here I am writing about college football again. And when I go to the bathroom I only go to the one marked Prophet so I don’t offend anyone there, either.
As for the spring – most people think it’s kind of useless but if you’re a new coach you find out who you want to “cut” and open scholarships for and you find out just exactly how many people you want to fire from Steve Spurrier’s – I mean the former coach’s – staff.