Ah, the first week of November. All of your favorite teams still have a chance at winning their division, their conference and perhaps even reaching the College Football Playoff.
Unless you’re a South Carolina fan. Then you gotta hope the 12th game doesn’t get rained out so you can be bowl eligible and earn yet another holiday trip to Birmingham or Shreveport.
How bad have things been in Columbia this season? The world’s greatest receiving corpse (lol) couldn’t catch syphilis in a Bangkok cat house and the team has had to schedule a 12th game so they can maybe make a bowl game.