I am known as a man who can get things done in the state of South Carolina, so when it became known that the University of Miami was headed to the spot where the Blue Ridge yawns it’s greatness, I became a wanted man.
That’s right, the Miami Hurricanes and their jewelry and tow truck coupons are headed to Clemson for this weekend’s game with the Tigers. I was called by a member of the Miami football staff – named Tony or Vito or something – and asked about providing security for the jewelry once it arrives in Clemson.